Burt.... Is it?.. Is it really? is, is that.. Your beard coming back!? I knew you wouldn't let me down; I knew, that deep down, somewhere within you, there is the Gene that requires facial hair to cope with the pressures of modern day society; the Gene which stipulates: That it is nobler to appear as a young Santa Clause, than an old carpal tunnelled tax accountant.
Oh, how the tides of the future have reversed course, with the simple lying down of the sharpened petals of alloy.
LOL you are so funny little bear. in all honesty i was digging the shaving for a bit but you know it gets old. i saw a picture of myself from bears picnic last year and i certainly looked like some type of wooded creature with the mane around my neck but damn it looked so psychadelic i love it. it's been about a month maybe more i don't remember the last time i shaved maybe before broomfield? i was walking into a building today and it had nothing but mirrors and i saw myself out of the corner of my eye and scared myself silly.